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Part One “Here ya go, guys!” Abby said, tossing the bag of paprika-flavoured potato-chips on the floor where the rest of her friends were sitting. “All right, now we’re talking!” Hoagie said excitedly, swiping the bag off the white carpet and opening it on the spot. Abby rolled her eyes. After all these years the former 2x4 engineer’s appetite had never seemed to grow fainter the slightest bit. “Calm youself down, ‘Chipper’,” she said with a grin, “There’s a bowl to go with it. My mom ain’t gonna be too happy when she finds out you messed crumbs all over her carpet.” &